phoxee2003 asked:


Investment Tips 2008

With all the turmoil in the market today and the
collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill
Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good
advice. For all of you with any money left, be
aware of the next expected mergers so that you can
get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later on this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,
Fuller Brush, and W R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta
Crackers join forces and
become:

Poly Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will
merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS,
and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become:

PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally…

9. Victoria ’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang

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